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Dangerous but fun movie merchandise that needs to be made

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009    Subscribe To Our Feed

You can get almost any movie merchandise you want nowadays -books, mugs, t-shirts and so on and so forth. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are the movie spin off gear we all want, but will never get.

• A lightsabre that actually slices and dices. Dont lie -ever since it lopped off that monsters hand in the catina we’ve all wanted to wield one. You’ll start fights in the street just because you’ve found someone else with one, you’ll no longer have to make the noises yourself and you’ll be able to have it in a number of colours. People would be duelling like samurais all over the place and every nerd’s dream will come true. Try very hard not to sever your own limb off in the process.
• The DeLorean DMC-12 car. Yes, that DeLorean -ever since Back to the future we’ve wanted to jump into one and go screw about with our timelines, changing our past to benefit our future. The only problem is, everyone will want one, and with everyone doing it the past will be changing every five minutes and the universe will implode. ha! Just pulling your leg, but how much of of future would be different, just in changing the past? Now that we have an 80’s style revival going to, that cars gonna score you mega points with everyone born then.
• Hellraiser’s puzzle hellbox. The box that Lucifer plays with for laughs can give you hours of fun by handing it off to people you dont like -teachers, dentists and the in laws need not bother you ever again. Jenny in marketing about to getting your well deserved promotion? Not now their not. Everyone trying to get in your way now gets a one way trip -south of the equator. Just remember to buy an xbox in case you get bored and your hands get twitchy -it makes a great paperweight to when its not sending people to hell.

Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?

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